Hidden tricks from mortgage contracts
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Why do
blondes wash their hair in the sink?
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
BrinleyDenverKE
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
a
drunken man.
One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm
driving."
DirckPertMT
Will you come to my party on
Saturday?
Yes, please, What's the address?
25 The High Street. Just push
the bell with your elbow.
Why with my elbow?
Well, you won't be
empty-handed, will you!
MardenArIynPV
Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is
"Miracle on 34th Street."
Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is
"It's a Wonderful Life."
Right-Wing Republicans' favorite
Christmas movie is "Die Hard."
GaleApEvanrn
She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice
-
they can't believe it the first time.
WilliamsBenetqz
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
Because
they're both full of stuffing !
JerrielForresterMn
What do you give a
nine-hundred-pound
gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you'd better hope he
likes it!
GryphinAlizrQ
There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you
didn't think we'd sell one
without the other, did you?
DarryllJerrintm
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her
blouse making
business?
A: Try Sara's Tops
AmouEmanuelDe
What do you get if you cross an elephant with
the
Internet?
I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.
HillockePepperellRQ